1 00:00:07,225 --> 00:00:09,800 [The Last Artful, Dodgr's "Hot"] 2 00:00:09,842 --> 00:00:12,252 - * Hot, hot, hot, hot * 3 00:00:12,292 --> 00:00:14,703 * Hot, hot * 4 00:00:14,744 --> 00:00:15,824 * * 5 00:00:15,865 --> 00:00:19,023 - * Died inside, it's all right * 6 00:00:19,065 --> 00:00:22,346 * Lovin' is a fairy tale, least in my head it's so * 7 00:00:22,388 --> 00:00:25,795 * Childish-like, immature * 8 00:00:25,836 --> 00:00:28,121 * Batman, robbin' man's everything * 9 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:29,866 * And it's not * 10 00:00:29,907 --> 00:00:32,026 - * Hot, hot, hot, hot * 11 00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:35,142 * Hot, hot, hot, hot * 12 00:00:35,184 --> 00:00:38,299 - * I feel like dyin' for sure * 13 00:00:38,341 --> 00:00:42,245 * Lockin' the pine for sure, man's not * 14 00:00:42,287 --> 00:00:45,736 - * Hot, hot, hot, hot * 15 00:00:45,776 --> 00:00:48,103 * Hot, hot, hot, hot * 16 00:00:48,145 --> 00:00:51,178 - * I feel like dyin' for sure * 17 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:55,373 * Lockin' the pine for sure * 18 00:00:55,415 --> 00:00:58,240 * Pompous like Pomeranian * 19 00:00:58,282 --> 00:01:01,314 * You say I'm a dog and I'm crazy * 20 00:01:01,356 --> 00:01:03,350 * Yeah, maybe true * 21 00:01:03,392 --> 00:01:07,711 * Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh * 22 00:01:07,753 --> 00:01:09,540 * But I never stray from you * 23 00:01:09,581 --> 00:01:11,659 * Shoo-op, always by your side * 24 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:15,356 - Hey, Noah, me again, Brodie. [laughs] 25 00:01:15,397 --> 00:01:17,350 I don't mean to blow up your phone. 26 00:01:17,391 --> 00:01:21,089 I'm just--I'm losing my fucking mind 27 00:01:21,130 --> 00:01:22,958 at the house and wondering 28 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,077 if you need some company over there, 29 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:27,487 you know, even for just a couple of-- 30 00:01:27,528 --> 00:01:30,769 - * I feel like dyin' for sure * 31 00:01:30,810 --> 00:01:33,967 * Lockin' the pine for sure * 32 00:01:34,009 --> 00:01:35,006 * Man's not * 33 00:01:35,048 --> 00:01:37,623 - * Hot, hot, hot, hot * 34 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:40,448 - [moaning] 35 00:01:40,489 --> 00:01:43,896 - * I feel like dyin' for sure * 36 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:47,053 * Lockin' the pine for sure * 37 00:01:47,095 --> 00:01:48,716 - Okay, baby's fed. 38 00:01:48,756 --> 00:01:53,368 I was thinking we could go to Ruby' later for--hello. 39 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:55,487 - Hi, sorry. Do you mind if I-- 40 00:01:55,529 --> 00:01:57,065 - By all means. 41 00:01:57,107 --> 00:01:59,558 You clearly got your own breakfast plans. 42 00:01:59,599 --> 00:02:03,090 * * 43 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:06,454 - * I feel like dyin' for sure * 44 00:02:06,496 --> 00:02:10,526 * Lockin' the pine for sure * 45 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:11,855 * Enough is enough * 46 00:02:11,897 --> 00:02:13,143 * Is enough, ain't it? * 47 00:02:13,184 --> 00:02:14,431 * Enough is enough * 48 00:02:14,472 --> 00:02:15,718 * Is enough, ain't it? * 49 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,006 * Enough is enough * 50 00:02:17,048 --> 00:02:21,327 * Giving up, ooh, on my luck * 51 00:02:21,368 --> 00:02:27,807 [all moaning] 52 00:02:27,849 --> 00:02:29,594 - * Is enough, giving up * 53 00:02:29,635 --> 00:02:32,626 * Ooh, on my luck * 54 00:02:32,668 --> 00:02:35,950 * * 55 00:02:35,992 --> 00:02:38,318 - Fuck. [phone rumbles] 56 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:45,297 * * 57 00:02:49,951 --> 00:02:53,564 - * I feel like dyin' for sure * 58 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:57,511 * Lockin' the pine for sure * 59 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,716 * Enough is enough * 60 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:00,378 * Is enough, ain't it? * 61 00:03:00,419 --> 00:03:01,582 * Enough is enough * 62 00:03:01,624 --> 00:03:02,746 * Is enough, ain't it? * 63 00:03:02,788 --> 00:03:03,867 * Enough is enough * 64 00:03:03,909 --> 00:03:08,064 * Giving up, ooh, on my luck * 65 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:12,758 * Wah, wah, man's not * - * Hot, hot * 66 00:03:21,814 --> 00:03:24,930 - [playing sparse piano] 67 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:30,206 * * 68 00:03:30,248 --> 00:03:33,280 - No, no, keep going. 69 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:35,690 It's like when you used to play cocktail hour. 70 00:03:35,731 --> 00:03:37,060 Oh, you were so good. 71 00:03:37,102 --> 00:03:38,473 - I was even better after sneaking 72 00:03:38,515 --> 00:03:39,678 a couple of French 75s. 73 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,669 - [laughs] What's that? 74 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:45,245 - Just a thoughtful note Winston slid under my door. 75 00:03:45,286 --> 00:03:46,740 - [chuckles] 76 00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:48,692 - You know, he's been even more of an asshole lately. 77 00:03:48,734 --> 00:03:50,812 - That's because he is an asshole. 78 00:03:50,853 --> 00:03:53,138 - Then why are you still with him? 79 00:03:53,179 --> 00:03:55,007 - What can I say, honey? 80 00:03:55,049 --> 00:03:57,708 The best dicks often have the worst owners. 81 00:03:57,749 --> 00:04:00,865 - Oh, my God. Ew, do not tell me that. 82 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,856 - Are you going to that Jack Cole Jordan vigil later? 83 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:05,186 - How do you even know about that? 84 00:04:05,227 --> 00:04:06,723 Also, no. 85 00:04:06,765 --> 00:04:08,592 - Well, that little gay boy is so inspiring 86 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:10,753 the way he took this tragedy 87 00:04:10,794 --> 00:04:12,996 and turned it into a call to help people. 88 00:04:13,038 --> 00:04:15,322 - It's not inspiring. It's opportunistic. 89 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:17,815 Anyways, I'm not going to his performative cry-fest. 90 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,975 - Can we talk about you seeing someone? 91 00:04:20,017 --> 00:04:22,675 Now, it doesn't have to be Dr. Maxwell. 92 00:04:22,717 --> 00:04:25,085 But I do think seeing someone is a very good idea. 93 00:04:25,127 --> 00:04:26,373 - Look, I saw the shrink 94 00:04:26,415 --> 00:04:27,536 you wanted me to see, and it didn't work. 95 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:29,571 - Okay, fine, fuck therapy. 96 00:04:29,613 --> 00:04:31,109 How about acupuncture? 97 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:33,477 Now, I know this older woman. She's on the west bank. 98 00:04:33,518 --> 00:04:35,388 - You think the thing that's gonna fix me getting shot 99 00:04:35,429 --> 00:04:37,132 is me getting stabbed? 100 00:04:37,174 --> 00:04:38,753 - This is with needles, and it's not like-- 101 00:04:38,794 --> 00:04:41,204 - Julian, where are we going? 102 00:04:42,035 --> 00:04:44,568 - Well, I'm going to the mall. - I'll drive. 103 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:46,189 You know, I just need to change first. 104 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:48,017 - Brodie, can we talk about this? 105 00:04:48,059 --> 00:04:51,216 - Sorry, I wanna spend some quality time with my brother. 106 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:52,711 Let's go. 107 00:04:52,753 --> 00:04:54,248 What do you think I should wear? 108 00:04:54,290 --> 00:04:56,035 - Okay, take it down, like, one notch. 109 00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:57,863 [upbeat music] 110 00:04:57,905 --> 00:04:59,939 Are you sure the babies aren't gonna suffocate on that? 111 00:04:59,981 --> 00:05:01,975 - Look, I've gotta bring something to the sip and see, 112 00:05:02,017 --> 00:05:03,845 and dinosaurs are dope and transcend gender binaries. 113 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,878 They'll love it. So what do you need to get? 114 00:05:06,919 --> 00:05:09,163 - Nothing, came to hang out. 115 00:05:09,204 --> 00:05:11,406 - Oh, cool. 116 00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:14,812 - Hey. 117 00:05:14,854 --> 00:05:16,598 - So how do you know everyone here? 118 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,801 - Because they're my friends. That's Jojo. 119 00:05:18,842 --> 00:05:20,711 Her boyfriend's a pilot for Delta, 120 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:22,622 so I get all the gossip on new routes 121 00:05:22,664 --> 00:05:24,408 and what they're adding to their fleet. 122 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:27,234 - Right, I mean, you see them here, 123 00:05:27,275 --> 00:05:28,605 but don't you wanna, like, 124 00:05:28,646 --> 00:05:32,219 I don't know, meet a girl or make real friends? 125 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,629 - These are my real friends. 126 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:36,623 - Right, cool. 127 00:05:36,664 --> 00:05:39,115 - Okay, when someone invites you into their home, 128 00:05:39,157 --> 00:05:40,403 don't be a dick, all right? 129 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:42,148 - I'm not. I'm just looking at it-- 130 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:46,634 - Yes, you were. Look, I get it, okay? 131 00:05:46,676 --> 00:05:49,294 It's really easy to look past this place and these people 132 00:05:49,335 --> 00:05:51,412 and think in a world with Amazon, 133 00:05:51,454 --> 00:05:53,739 why does a mall even need to exist, right? 134 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:55,733 - I mean, yeah. 135 00:05:55,774 --> 00:05:57,685 - But it does exist. 136 00:05:57,727 --> 00:06:00,012 Even if you can't see it, 137 00:06:00,053 --> 00:06:02,338 even if you ignore it, it's still here. 138 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:04,665 Brodie, just because something isn't cool or whatever, 139 00:06:04,706 --> 00:06:06,243 it doesn't mean it doesn't have value. 140 00:06:06,285 --> 00:06:09,026 It just means that you might need to look harder. 141 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:15,466 - Wow, that's-- - I have to pee. 142 00:06:23,982 --> 00:06:27,139 [child screaming] 143 00:06:29,133 --> 00:06:32,042 [upbeat music] 144 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:34,867 * * 145 00:06:34,908 --> 00:06:36,861 [gunshot] 146 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:40,558 * * 147 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,967 [gunshot] 148 00:06:43,009 --> 00:06:46,000 - [gasping] 149 00:06:46,041 --> 00:06:48,950 [soft music] 150 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,605 * * 151 00:06:52,647 --> 00:06:56,635 - Hey, hey, Brodie, Brodie. Look at me. 152 00:06:56,677 --> 00:07:00,665 Shh, it's okay, it's okay. Just breathe. 153 00:07:00,707 --> 00:07:03,365 Come on. 154 00:07:03,407 --> 00:07:06,855 * * 155 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:09,763 You're okay. Just sit. 156 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:14,499 * * 157 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:16,493 Drink this. 158 00:07:16,534 --> 00:07:18,612 * * 159 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:20,315 You're okay. 160 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,763 * * 161 00:07:23,804 --> 00:07:26,588 - Weird, I think I was just having a... 162 00:07:26,630 --> 00:07:29,413 * * 163 00:07:29,455 --> 00:07:33,443 - Yeah, I know actually. 164 00:07:33,484 --> 00:07:35,811 - Right. 165 00:07:40,422 --> 00:07:42,998 It's good to see you. 166 00:07:43,039 --> 00:07:46,405 - [scoffs] - What? 167 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,226 - I don't know. 168 00:07:50,268 --> 00:07:53,966 I mean, after that night, I DMed you a few times. 169 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,291 Never heard back, so... 170 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:59,989 - Yeah, I'm not really on social media 171 00:08:00,031 --> 00:08:03,312 is a fucking bullshit blow off line. 172 00:08:03,354 --> 00:08:05,515 I don't know, I guess I just don't know proper etiquette 173 00:08:05,556 --> 00:08:07,841 for I ate your ass, then we survived a shooting, 174 00:08:07,882 --> 00:08:10,125 then I discovered you were secretly in high school. 175 00:08:10,167 --> 00:08:13,532 - Oh, is that not a common thing for you? 176 00:08:13,574 --> 00:08:14,944 - It was my first time. 177 00:08:14,986 --> 00:08:18,642 - Oh, weird. [laughs] 178 00:08:18,683 --> 00:08:20,927 You going to JCJ's vigil tonight? 179 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:24,375 - No, last place on the planet I would wanna go. 180 00:08:26,868 --> 00:08:29,236 - Right, okay. See, my mom wanted me to go, 181 00:08:29,277 --> 00:08:31,894 and I'm just like-- 182 00:08:31,936 --> 00:08:34,636 luckily, she's working, so saved. 183 00:08:37,752 --> 00:08:41,699 Would you want to, like, hang out? 184 00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:44,025 I mean, if your friend here 185 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,437 doesn't mind me tagging along, that is. 186 00:08:45,479 --> 00:08:47,349 - [laughs] 187 00:08:47,390 --> 00:08:49,176 You know, I would, 188 00:08:49,218 --> 00:08:52,832 but I have to go to this potluck sip and see 189 00:08:52,874 --> 00:08:55,076 at Ruthie's, or Ms. O'Neill's, I guess. 190 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:56,447 I don't know. 191 00:08:56,488 --> 00:08:58,482 It's for people to come see the babies and stuff. 192 00:08:58,523 --> 00:09:00,310 Another time? 193 00:09:00,352 --> 00:09:02,055 - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 194 00:09:02,096 --> 00:09:03,841 [police radio chatter] - Fuck this. 195 00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:06,666 - I'm sorry, this is just a misunderstanding. 196 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:12,898 * * 197 00:09:17,052 --> 00:09:19,212 - What was just a misunderstanding? 198 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:22,121 - Um, right. 199 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:26,898 * * 200 00:09:26,939 --> 00:09:29,557 - Kylie Jenner's collection. - What? 201 00:09:29,598 --> 00:09:31,218 I'm not gonna steal from Rihanna. 202 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:32,964 I'm not a monster. 203 00:09:33,004 --> 00:09:34,916 [radio chatter] 204 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:38,031 [tense music] 205 00:09:38,073 --> 00:09:41,687 * * 206 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,783 - Thanks for picking up your phone this time. 207 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,651 - I usually do when someone calls eight times in a row 208 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:55,065 and says, "The police are involved." 209 00:09:55,106 --> 00:09:56,726 - Yeah, well, I really needed your help. 210 00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:59,427 - It's fine. It's for a good reason. 211 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,711 Happy I could get him off. - You got him off? 212 00:10:01,753 --> 00:10:04,329 - Don't make a "get him off" joke. 213 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,907 Anyway, he got a warning. 214 00:10:05,949 --> 00:10:07,652 Also, you do know that this is not the kind 215 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,982 of law that I practice, right? 216 00:10:09,023 --> 00:10:10,560 - Right, but doesn't every lawyer have to learn 217 00:10:10,601 --> 00:10:12,595 about mall cruising cases the first week of law school? 218 00:10:12,637 --> 00:10:14,631 You know, start with the important stuff. 219 00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:16,750 - Right, the fundamentals. 220 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:20,697 Also, it's nice to you stepping up for Julian. 221 00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:22,691 - I'm nice. Everybody knows that. 222 00:10:22,732 --> 00:10:24,643 - Brodie, can we go? - One second. 223 00:10:24,685 --> 00:10:27,759 So Ruthie and Shar are having this thing for everyone 224 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,501 to come meet the babies today. Wanna come? 225 00:10:30,543 --> 00:10:33,077 - I wish I could, but I gotta get back to work. 226 00:10:33,118 --> 00:10:34,905 I'm swamped. - Okay. 227 00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:38,187 Can we at least hang out soon? 228 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,344 I wanna see you. 229 00:10:41,385 --> 00:10:43,338 - Yeah, maybe. 230 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,745 Hey, don't worry, okay? 231 00:10:46,785 --> 00:10:48,199 If I got arrested every time I cruised, 232 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,109 I'd be doing 25 to life. 233 00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:51,646 - Thanks. 234 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,579 - So was it a glory hole situation, 235 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,991 or were y'all going under stall? 236 00:11:02,032 --> 00:11:03,486 - Funny. 237 00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:05,439 - I can't believe I didn't know you were gay. 238 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,143 Why didn't you tell me? 239 00:11:07,184 --> 00:11:08,389 - I don't know why you're so surprised. 240 00:11:08,431 --> 00:11:10,798 We don't talk. - That is not true. 241 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,128 I know for a fact 242 00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,205 I sent you that horny frog meme on your birthday. 243 00:11:14,246 --> 00:11:18,193 - You did, two years ago. - Wow. 244 00:11:18,235 --> 00:11:20,686 It's a pretty basic meme, too. 245 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:23,469 - Yeah, I'd seen it, like, a thousand times. 246 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,665 - Holy shit, Brenda and Winston 247 00:11:27,706 --> 00:11:29,368 are gonna fucking lose it when they find out. 248 00:11:29,409 --> 00:11:31,321 Look, I can be with you when you tell them if you want. 249 00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:32,691 - Oh, they already know. 250 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,184 They've known for, like, two years. 251 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,175 - And they didn't freak out? 252 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,282 Sorry. 253 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:47,232 I guess a lot has changed since I've left. 254 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,516 - Yeah, that's kind of what happens. 255 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,125 - Okay. 256 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:58,241 Like, maybe we haven't talked before, 257 00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:02,021 but that doesn't mean we can't now, right? 258 00:12:02,063 --> 00:12:04,389 I wanna know everything. Are you going to bars? 259 00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,384 Who are your gays? Do I know them? 260 00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,502 - The whole gay scene really isn't my thing. 261 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:09,914 - Isn't your thing? 262 00:12:09,956 --> 00:12:12,490 Fuck, look, let me make up for lost time. 263 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,942 I'm going to be the Aladdin to your Jasmine 264 00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:16,852 and show you a whole new world of faggotry. 265 00:12:16,894 --> 00:12:19,095 - Brodie, I was arrested for sucking dick 266 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:21,422 in a bathroom stall today. I think I'm good. 267 00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:25,285 - Julian, shut up and get on the magic carpet. 268 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,443 There will be go-go boys and dick pics. 269 00:12:28,485 --> 00:12:30,603 - Have you even seen "Aladdin"? No, just take me home. 270 00:12:30,644 --> 00:12:32,265 - After. 271 00:12:32,307 --> 00:12:34,799 First we gotta stop at Ruthie and Shar's to see their babies. 272 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,790 [upbeat music] 273 00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,244 * * 274 00:12:39,286 --> 00:12:42,111 - Oh, my God, they're so cute. 275 00:12:42,153 --> 00:12:44,063 - You told people this was a potluck, right? 276 00:12:44,105 --> 00:12:46,971 'Cause nobody brought food. They all just sipping. 277 00:12:47,013 --> 00:12:49,256 If one of these drunk bitches drops our kid, 278 00:12:49,297 --> 00:12:51,957 my friend count is gonna drop to zero. 279 00:12:53,618 --> 00:12:55,114 - [mouths words] 280 00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:59,975 - She is so brave. I mean, I couldn't handle it. 281 00:13:00,016 --> 00:13:02,509 - After what she just went through, oh, my God. 282 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:03,713 - I don't know what to say. 283 00:13:03,755 --> 00:13:04,876 - And she's still here. - Okay, fuck this. 284 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:05,915 [baby fussing] 285 00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:07,037 - Is she okay? 286 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:10,651 [electronic music] 287 00:13:10,692 --> 00:13:12,520 - Hey. 288 00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:15,013 * * 289 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,965 How you holding up since the shooting-- 290 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:19,084 - Oh, Brodie. Sorry, just gotta-- 291 00:13:19,126 --> 00:13:23,238 - Oh-ho! And they call you mother. 292 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,817 Ga, ga, ga, ga! 293 00:13:24,859 --> 00:13:28,057 - Hi. Hi, Julian. 294 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,633 - Hi. - The fuck is this? 295 00:13:30,675 --> 00:13:32,171 - For the babies. 296 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,248 - Great, just put it somewhere Shar can't see it. 297 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:35,868 Oh, sorry so much. 298 00:13:38,111 --> 00:13:39,939 - So the party's going well. 299 00:13:39,981 --> 00:13:42,722 - On one hand, it's so nice to see so many friends. 300 00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:44,842 And on the other, I'd love if they all died. 301 00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:46,337 Is that weird? 302 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,791 - It's only weird 303 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,536 if you're pretending it's nice to see these people. 304 00:13:49,577 --> 00:13:56,349 * * 305 00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:01,832 - She won't go to therapy. She won't go to the vigil. 306 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,826 You know what she will do? 307 00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:06,195 - Kill her liver? - Well, yeah. 308 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,895 That and masturbating like she's 13 309 00:14:08,936 --> 00:14:11,636 and just discovered the hand shower. 310 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:12,966 - Well, you gotta admire a sex drive 311 00:14:13,008 --> 00:14:14,877 that can survive a massive hate crime. 312 00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:17,993 - I do admire it, okay, but I just wish 313 00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:19,613 she'd acknowledge she going through it, 314 00:14:19,654 --> 00:14:21,939 instead of pretending like her biggest problem is getting off. 315 00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:23,435 - Honestly, it's my only problem. 316 00:14:23,476 --> 00:14:24,723 - I totally get it. 317 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,886 When my dog died, I couldn't cum for a week. 318 00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:27,299 You just gotta get creative. 319 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,711 Be a teenager about it. 320 00:14:28,752 --> 00:14:30,331 Like, jerk off wherever and whenever you can. 321 00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:31,952 Public bathrooms, cars, the bus. 322 00:14:31,993 --> 00:14:33,988 - Girl, how have you not been arrested? 323 00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:37,186 - Trust me, you have a block. You gotta clear it. 324 00:14:37,228 --> 00:14:39,222 - Hey, babe. 325 00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:41,132 Can you go get those blankets that kid from NOCCA made us? 326 00:14:41,174 --> 00:14:43,916 - On it. 327 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:46,534 - Masturbating in your bedroom during a party? 328 00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:48,569 That's so wrong. 329 00:14:48,610 --> 00:14:50,563 - Get the fuck outta here. 330 00:14:50,605 --> 00:14:52,350 - What? I'm an ideas person. 331 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:59,495 * * 332 00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:04,190 [percussion music] 333 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:09,424 * * 334 00:15:14,616 --> 00:15:17,525 [percussion music] 335 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:21,679 * * 336 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,341 - [sighs] 337 00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:30,943 [impacts and crying] 338 00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:38,795 - You're just a filthy fucking whore. 339 00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,830 - Yes, Mistress. 340 00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:42,700 [whimpers] 341 00:15:45,442 --> 00:15:48,391 - Yes, Mommy, I'm a filthy whore. 342 00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:55,703 [indistinct chatter] 343 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,985 - Shit. 344 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,852 - [moaning and whimpering] 345 00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:10,119 [baby crying] 346 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,736 - Damn it, she's awake. 347 00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:15,810 - I know, it's fine. I'll get her. 348 00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,763 - Are you sure? - No, babe, I got it. 349 00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:19,965 - You did it last time. It's my turn. 350 00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:21,917 - She gets the crying thing from you. 351 00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:24,409 - Yes, you do. [camera shutter clicks] 352 00:16:31,015 --> 00:16:33,923 - There she is. Any luck? 353 00:16:33,964 --> 00:16:36,084 - Unfortunately, no. 354 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,448 - Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 355 00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:43,478 Maybe you just graduated from darker and darker porn 356 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,182 and now nothing can get you there. 357 00:16:45,223 --> 00:16:46,843 Been there. 358 00:16:46,885 --> 00:16:49,004 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, absolutely. 359 00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:50,374 There was this two-month period 360 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,285 when I discovered those weird Czech videos 361 00:16:52,326 --> 00:16:54,238 where the dudes' bodies would be half in a wall. 362 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,481 People's faces were a total turnoff for months. 363 00:16:56,523 --> 00:17:00,553 - I've seen those videos. I'd work at a place like that. 364 00:17:00,594 --> 00:17:03,128 - You'd be terrible at a place like that. 365 00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:04,707 - Fuck you. I'd be a star. 366 00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:07,656 - No, that is a pillow princess job. 367 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,484 You like doing the work. 368 00:17:09,526 --> 00:17:11,478 - Aw, I do like doing the work. 369 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,469 [laughter] 370 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:19,164 You're not going to the JCJ vigil thing, right? 371 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,282 Right? Fucking thank you. 372 00:17:21,324 --> 00:17:23,401 Shar keeps pushing it, saying it'll be cathartic. 373 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,101 I'm like, "Why would I want go be on display like that?" 374 00:17:26,143 --> 00:17:28,137 "Come on down. See the crying fag." 375 00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:30,256 - They wouldn't call you a fag. - I know. 376 00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:33,538 I miss being called a fag. I'm a woman of fag experience. 377 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:37,360 - [laughs] Look, I get it though. 378 00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:40,226 If one more person calls me brave, 379 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,929 I'm gonna kick them full-on in the dick. 380 00:17:41,971 --> 00:17:43,592 - Mm-hmm. 381 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,669 - Although based on your choice of porn, 382 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,915 I probably shouldn't tempt you. 383 00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:49,408 - Shut up. 384 00:17:49,449 --> 00:17:52,399 [soft music] 385 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,102 * * 386 00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:57,342 - You know I'd do anything for you. 387 00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:59,045 - Faggot. 388 00:17:59,087 --> 00:18:01,704 * * 389 00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,698 - Oh, shit. 390 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,236 I forgot why I was looking for you. 391 00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:08,393 I think Gen Z might have crashed sip and see. 392 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:11,176 * * 393 00:18:11,218 --> 00:18:12,382 - Brodie. 394 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,953 - Sorry so much. 395 00:18:20,607 --> 00:18:21,895 - Oh. 396 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:24,262 - My gosh, so many options. 397 00:18:25,592 --> 00:18:30,037 Ruthie, hi, happy baby. - What are you doing here? 398 00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:31,823 - You're on leave, so you're not technically my teacher. 399 00:18:31,865 --> 00:18:33,859 Plus, we're like friends now. 400 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,770 And friends show up to friends, 401 00:18:35,811 --> 00:18:39,011 like, whatever this baby potluck thing is. 402 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:43,372 Also, this is for you and, like, maybe the babies. 403 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,945 I got the vegan ones, which should be okay for them. 404 00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:48,731 - I'm guessing this wasn't your idea? 405 00:18:48,773 --> 00:18:50,269 - I'm sorry, Ms. O'Neill. I tried to tell him. 406 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,304 - Oh, God, the betrayal and, like, immediately. 407 00:18:52,346 --> 00:18:54,091 - Yeah, sorry to interrupt, but you guys need to go home. 408 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:57,040 Come on, come on. - [groans] 409 00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:59,574 Okay, fine, but I'm taking this. 410 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,814 Excuse me, have fun. Bye, bye. 411 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,928 Real quick though, is Brodie here? 412 00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:09,628 'Cause I think he wanted to hang out with me. 413 00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:12,038 - You know, you actually you just missed him. 414 00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:14,904 - Oh, do you know where he was going? 415 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,399 - Maybe go to the vigil tonight. 416 00:19:16,441 --> 00:19:18,560 I think he might be there. 417 00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:21,426 - Really? Because earlier he said that-- 418 00:19:21,468 --> 00:19:24,209 - Must have changed his mind, said something about it 419 00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:27,242 maybe being good for him, cathartic. 420 00:19:28,572 --> 00:19:29,860 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 421 00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,688 Thanks for the quiche. 422 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,931 - All right, fine. - See you. 423 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,049 - Bye. 424 00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:44,898 Quiche. - Oh, thank God. 425 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,726 I'm so fucking hungry. - Mm, thank you. 426 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,966 [upbeat music] 427 00:19:50,008 --> 00:19:52,251 * * 428 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,996 - Hey, how are you doing? 429 00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:56,239 You know, I was supposed to be at Babylon 430 00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:59,563 for a bachelorette that night, but I was too tired, 431 00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:01,557 but can you imagine 432 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:04,548 if I had had one more cup of coffee that day? 433 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:08,495 - No, I cannot imagine at all. 434 00:20:08,536 --> 00:20:15,058 * * 435 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,845 I'd like to make a toast! 436 00:20:18,964 --> 00:20:22,703 First, I wanna thank Ruthie, my best friend, 437 00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:24,697 since--well, since we were young enough 438 00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:26,400 that calling someone your best friend 439 00:20:26,441 --> 00:20:28,186 was a very loaded set of words. 440 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,804 You know, Ryan Andrews stopped being my friend all together 441 00:20:30,846 --> 00:20:32,465 when I gave the title to Ruthie, 442 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,501 but that sacrifice was worth it. 443 00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,121 - He got kicked out of school 444 00:20:36,163 --> 00:20:38,738 because he wouldn't stop taking his dick out in class. 445 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:42,851 - Regardless, I wanna wish you and Shar all the best 446 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,136 in your new journey as parents. 447 00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:47,546 I especially wanna thank Shar 448 00:20:47,587 --> 00:20:49,042 because even though they don't like me-- 449 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,496 - What kind of toast is this? 450 00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:52,946 - I want to thank you 451 00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:56,312 because you still let me be your donor. 452 00:20:56,353 --> 00:20:58,597 You let me play a little part 453 00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:01,048 in bringing these two beauties into the world. 454 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:04,329 To Flotsam and Jetsam! 455 00:21:04,371 --> 00:21:06,531 - To Florence and Jett, but thank you. 456 00:21:06,573 --> 00:21:10,686 - But most importantly, I wanna raise a toast 457 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:14,092 to all you wonderful people here today. 458 00:21:14,134 --> 00:21:16,004 All these great... 459 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,033 Allies. 460 00:21:20,074 --> 00:21:23,356 I mean, if it weren't for you, 461 00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:26,098 who would ask us if we were okay? 462 00:21:26,139 --> 00:21:29,588 Who would tell us about all the ways 463 00:21:29,629 --> 00:21:32,787 that the most traumatic night of our lives 464 00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:34,490 was, kind of, sort of 465 00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:38,727 actually almost about them? 466 00:21:40,431 --> 00:21:42,924 I mean, 'cause that's the takeaway here. 467 00:21:42,965 --> 00:21:46,621 You know, this party, the vigil tonight, hell, 468 00:21:46,662 --> 00:21:50,567 the shooting itself, it's really all about you. 469 00:21:54,016 --> 00:21:55,677 To these heroes. 470 00:21:57,505 --> 00:21:59,125 - Wow. 471 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:01,161 Someone making someone else's moment 472 00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:03,571 about them. Can you imagine? 473 00:22:03,612 --> 00:22:05,149 - Okay, Shar, let's give him a break. 474 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,309 - What? Give him a break? 475 00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:09,303 The person in our home insulting the people 476 00:22:09,345 --> 00:22:11,214 we work with, he needs a break? 477 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:14,912 You know what? 478 00:22:14,954 --> 00:22:18,360 I'm gonna go check on the babies for a minute. 479 00:22:20,354 --> 00:22:23,262 [upbeat pop music] 480 00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:24,758 * * 481 00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:26,087 - Guess I should go. 482 00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:31,612 * * 483 00:22:31,653 --> 00:22:33,606 - Well, this was lovely. 484 00:22:33,647 --> 00:22:36,638 Please have more kids, so we can do it again. 485 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:42,247 * * 486 00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:50,556 [percussion music] 487 00:22:50,598 --> 00:22:55,042 * * 488 00:22:55,084 --> 00:22:57,036 - So your toast was interesting. 489 00:22:57,078 --> 00:22:59,321 - You don't think it went well? 490 00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:00,984 - I think it just kind of depends 491 00:23:01,025 --> 00:23:02,812 on what you were going for, you know? 492 00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:06,592 - What if I was going for not ruining a children's party? 493 00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:08,503 - Then I'd have some notes. 494 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,322 So you have kids. 495 00:23:13,364 --> 00:23:16,479 It's actually crazy that you didn't tell me that, but okay. 496 00:23:20,301 --> 00:23:23,375 And now you're ignoring me. Really? 497 00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,610 Brodie, what is happening? 498 00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:30,354 - I'm sorry. 499 00:23:30,396 --> 00:23:33,595 Honestly, I'm just going through a lot, okay? 500 00:23:33,636 --> 00:23:36,087 And I feel really fucked up. 501 00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:38,248 Noah's been ignoring me, which I get. 502 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:39,868 But I don't know. 503 00:23:39,909 --> 00:23:41,903 I just thought that after Babylon, you know, 504 00:23:41,945 --> 00:23:44,438 after Daddius that... 505 00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:47,803 Then he didn't wanna talk to me. 506 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,960 So it was just really nice seeing him today. 507 00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:53,328 I just really wish he'd message me back. 508 00:23:55,904 --> 00:23:58,688 - You know what? I change my mind. 509 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:03,216 I do need "Aladdin," yeah. - What? 510 00:24:03,257 --> 00:24:06,165 - Come on, show me the world. Give me the gay-BCs. 511 00:24:06,207 --> 00:24:07,453 - Oh, okay. 512 00:24:07,495 --> 00:24:09,821 Julian, you're right. You know how to be gay. 513 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,266 - I have never done the apps. - Yes, you have. 514 00:24:14,308 --> 00:24:16,759 - No, no, CP just makes it too tricky, you know? 515 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,130 It's like, do you mention it and get guys 516 00:24:18,171 --> 00:24:19,916 that are weirdly into it, or do you not mention it 517 00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:21,329 and risk someone getting mad at you? 518 00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:22,617 So, no. 519 00:24:22,658 --> 00:24:26,896 - Well, you know, I am pretty good at the apps. 520 00:24:26,937 --> 00:24:29,803 - I have no doubt about that. 521 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:31,424 Okay, is this crazy? 522 00:24:31,465 --> 00:24:33,500 What if we trade phones? 523 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:35,204 And you can build me a profile, 524 00:24:35,246 --> 00:24:37,281 and I can be Grindr Brodie for a little bit. 525 00:24:37,322 --> 00:24:39,276 Like training wheels. 526 00:24:39,316 --> 00:24:40,895 - Okay, I'm in. 527 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:43,555 But be careful with Grindr Brodie. 528 00:24:43,595 --> 00:24:44,925 He's a lot. 529 00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:47,874 - Gross, but thank you. - You have no idea. 530 00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:50,201 Okay, so you're gonna get full pics. 531 00:24:50,243 --> 00:24:53,150 You're gonna get dick pics. You're gonna get armpit pics. 532 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:56,225 [upbeat music] 533 00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:57,762 * * 534 00:25:00,462 --> 00:25:03,370 [soft dramatic music] 535 00:25:03,412 --> 00:25:10,516 * * 536 00:25:26,718 --> 00:25:29,584 [phone chirps] 537 00:25:29,626 --> 00:25:34,237 * * 538 00:25:34,278 --> 00:25:37,560 [phone ringing] 539 00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:40,469 - You know you miss me. 540 00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:43,377 * * 541 00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,288 - Why are you here? 542 00:25:45,329 --> 00:25:47,033 - I'm here to fill your paper tray. 543 00:25:47,074 --> 00:25:49,193 * * 544 00:25:49,235 --> 00:25:51,270 Come on. 545 00:25:51,312 --> 00:25:53,887 You didn't think I actually left you? 546 00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,878 [tense music] 547 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,991 * * 548 00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:03,027 - Stop, stop! 549 00:26:03,068 --> 00:26:04,855 Stop! 550 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,976 * * 551 00:26:06,018 --> 00:26:07,389 Stop! 552 00:26:07,431 --> 00:26:13,122 * * 553 00:26:13,164 --> 00:26:16,113 [sobbing] 554 00:26:16,155 --> 00:26:20,849 * * 555 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:35,099 - Babe, can you take a break for a minute? 556 00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:36,594 - It's the least I can do. 557 00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,255 I don't know why I defended him in that moment. 558 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,709 He was being an asshole. 559 00:26:39,751 --> 00:26:41,537 - I honestly don't even care about that right now. 560 00:26:41,579 --> 00:26:43,656 Just come sit down. 561 00:26:52,796 --> 00:26:54,582 I've been tiptoeing around this, 562 00:26:54,623 --> 00:26:56,826 but we gotta talk about it. 563 00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:58,322 I'm worried about you. 564 00:26:58,362 --> 00:27:01,395 - Shar. - Just let me finish. 565 00:27:01,437 --> 00:27:03,514 I'm worried about you. 566 00:27:03,556 --> 00:27:05,425 I'm mad at you for sneaking out that night, 567 00:27:05,466 --> 00:27:08,748 and I'm so sorry that something terrible happened. 568 00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:11,283 But I feel like I can't talk to you about that 569 00:27:11,324 --> 00:27:13,609 because you went through this awful thing, 570 00:27:13,651 --> 00:27:16,600 and that's gonna make me a bad guy every time, 571 00:27:16,642 --> 00:27:21,170 and not being able to talk to you scares me 572 00:27:21,212 --> 00:27:23,663 because you don't seem like Ruthie. 573 00:27:23,704 --> 00:27:26,404 And, look, you distant, and you hurting, 574 00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:29,354 and I get that, but you also not you. 575 00:27:29,395 --> 00:27:32,095 - That's not true. - When the last time you cried? 576 00:27:33,467 --> 00:27:34,547 - What? 577 00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:36,458 - Ruthie, since I've known you, 578 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,701 you've been the kind of person that cries at everything, 579 00:27:38,743 --> 00:27:41,194 and I'm not just talking "Terms of Endearment." 580 00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:42,938 I'm talking gum commercials. 581 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:44,226 - Okay, well, in my defense, 582 00:27:44,268 --> 00:27:45,639 that was a particularly sad gum commercial. 583 00:27:45,681 --> 00:27:48,090 - And I love that you cry at dumb stuff. 584 00:27:48,132 --> 00:27:52,951 I do, but you haven't since the babies were born, since-- 585 00:27:52,993 --> 00:27:55,153 - I know what it's since. 586 00:27:55,194 --> 00:27:57,354 And I don't think it's that. 587 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:01,301 I've just been very sexually frustrated, 588 00:28:01,342 --> 00:28:02,797 and I haven't been able to cum. 589 00:28:02,838 --> 00:28:05,954 - Oh, my God, can we stop with the sex stuff? 590 00:28:05,995 --> 00:28:07,824 You need to talk to someone. 591 00:28:07,864 --> 00:28:10,440 And you need to go to these vigils and let yourself grieve. 592 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,974 The sex stuff, not the problem. - Look, you're probably right. 593 00:28:13,016 --> 00:28:14,595 I probably should talk to somebody. 594 00:28:14,637 --> 00:28:17,379 Or fine, let's go to the vigils if that's what you wanna do. 595 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:21,283 But the sex stuff isn't just sex stuff. 596 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,399 Okay, well, when I transitioned, 597 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:27,349 I didn't sleep with anybody for a long time, 598 00:28:27,390 --> 00:28:29,343 and not for a lack of trying. 599 00:28:29,384 --> 00:28:31,919 Clearly, your girl's a ho-bag. 600 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:36,073 I went from being this super cute, gay boy 601 00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:38,524 who people very much wanted to fuck 602 00:28:38,566 --> 00:28:40,642 to a trans woman 603 00:28:40,684 --> 00:28:45,420 that--well, people just didn't see me that way anymore. 604 00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:49,200 So what do you do? 605 00:28:49,242 --> 00:28:53,064 Well, all you want is to feel something, 606 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,722 so you jerk off, but in those early days, 607 00:28:55,764 --> 00:28:59,129 the hormones made cumming on my own feel impossible, 608 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:04,115 and suddenly, I had lost this entire part of myself 609 00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:08,103 that made me feel okay, that made me feel alive 610 00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:10,928 even at times when I wasn't sure I wanted to be, 611 00:29:10,969 --> 00:29:16,162 and it was scary, and it was lonely, 612 00:29:16,204 --> 00:29:19,611 and then one day years later, somehow without realizing it, 613 00:29:19,651 --> 00:29:22,768 I had started looking more the way I wanted to, 614 00:29:22,809 --> 00:29:25,925 more like an after pic than a before. 615 00:29:27,462 --> 00:29:29,166 You know, the before's really not so bad. 616 00:29:29,207 --> 00:29:33,195 It's really that weird middle picture 617 00:29:33,237 --> 00:29:36,519 where you kind of, sort of look like two aliens 618 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,970 that got fused together in this weird teleportation accident. 619 00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:40,715 - Babe, I love you, 620 00:29:40,756 --> 00:29:42,334 but I think you're losing the plot. 621 00:29:42,376 --> 00:29:44,495 - Right. 622 00:29:44,537 --> 00:29:46,323 So I figured out makeup. 623 00:29:46,364 --> 00:29:50,477 I lost my Adam's apple, and people wanted me again. 624 00:29:50,519 --> 00:29:53,468 And the hormones evened out, and I could cum again. 625 00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:56,708 I could feel alive again. 626 00:29:58,495 --> 00:30:00,987 But now since that night, 627 00:30:01,029 --> 00:30:04,062 that part of me is gone again. 628 00:30:08,258 --> 00:30:13,076 - I'm so sorry. 629 00:30:13,118 --> 00:30:14,988 I didn't know. 630 00:30:17,522 --> 00:30:20,056 But I know one thing. 631 00:30:22,382 --> 00:30:24,543 I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you tonight. 632 00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:26,910 - [chuckles] 633 00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:30,608 - We don't have to. - Oh, fuck you. 634 00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:32,644 You gonna give me this beautiful speech 635 00:30:32,686 --> 00:30:36,217 about transness, and sex, and self-worth? 636 00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:41,077 Nothing could turn me on more. 637 00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:48,015 * * 638 00:30:51,172 --> 00:30:54,661 But we are gonna go to this vigil first as a family. 639 00:30:54,703 --> 00:30:58,276 - Ugh, fine, zaddy. 640 00:30:58,318 --> 00:31:02,513 - Yeah, there's my moody teen. I missed her. 641 00:31:02,555 --> 00:31:05,504 [upbeat music] 642 00:31:05,546 --> 00:31:12,609 * * 643 00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:19,547 - Nope, not including that. - Everybody lies about it. 644 00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,208 Like, even if it's 8 inches, you say it's 12. 645 00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,995 - I've never measured my dick, and I'm not gonna start. 646 00:31:23,036 --> 00:31:24,532 - Oh, I can take your dick pics for you. 647 00:31:24,574 --> 00:31:25,695 - You do know that we're brothers, 648 00:31:25,736 --> 00:31:27,148 and that's weird, right? 649 00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:28,395 - You asked for "Aladdin." 650 00:31:28,436 --> 00:31:29,849 - "Aladdin" doesn't have incest. 651 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:30,929 - It should. 652 00:31:30,971 --> 00:31:33,339 Might have been less problematic. 653 00:31:33,381 --> 00:31:35,666 - You came. 654 00:31:35,706 --> 00:31:38,697 Which one of my guilt-inducing text messages did it? 655 00:31:38,739 --> 00:31:40,900 - The one Julian sent. 656 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,624 - You sneaky bitch. I love it. 657 00:31:49,665 --> 00:31:50,912 - Well, then you're gonna love 658 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,822 that I've been on Grindr for years. 659 00:31:52,864 --> 00:31:54,609 - Then what have we been doing here? 660 00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:56,022 - You got to teach me something, 661 00:31:56,063 --> 00:31:58,057 which in your current, very obvious depression spiral 662 00:31:58,098 --> 00:32:00,425 meant something to you, and I got a profile written 663 00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:02,336 by a famed heartthrob. 664 00:32:02,377 --> 00:32:05,535 - Wow, so this how it feels to be used. 665 00:32:05,577 --> 00:32:06,823 Honestly, not terrible. 666 00:32:08,817 --> 00:32:12,390 So what are we gonna do tonight? 667 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,550 - I was thinking you should 668 00:32:14,591 --> 00:32:16,420 probably come stay with me for a bit. 669 00:32:16,461 --> 00:32:19,826 - Wait, really? Move back into our old house? 670 00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:23,149 - My house, but yeah. 671 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:27,843 I feel like living alone in a huge place all by myself 672 00:32:27,885 --> 00:32:30,336 is probably not great for me right now. 673 00:32:30,378 --> 00:32:32,580 - And do you miss me? 674 00:32:34,158 --> 00:32:36,610 - I said what I said. 675 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,046 - You know I would, but I don't wanna bail on Julian. 676 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,458 - Why not? 677 00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:47,120 You've basically been doing it my entire life. 678 00:32:47,162 --> 00:32:49,031 - [laughs] 679 00:32:49,072 --> 00:32:50,859 I like him. 680 00:32:50,901 --> 00:32:52,769 Honestly... 681 00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:56,426 Why don't you come too? 682 00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:59,708 It's a huge place. - Oh, I'm good. 683 00:32:59,749 --> 00:33:02,158 You guys got a lot of stuff going on. 684 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,527 - All the more reason for you to come. 685 00:33:06,272 --> 00:33:08,224 - I'll think about it. 686 00:33:09,263 --> 00:33:12,212 I'm thinking about it. 687 00:33:12,254 --> 00:33:16,076 - He's in. - Fantastic. 688 00:33:16,118 --> 00:33:18,153 We'll head there right after the vigil. 689 00:33:18,195 --> 00:33:20,313 - Works for us. 690 00:33:22,847 --> 00:33:25,216 - I'll meet you there, okay? 691 00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:28,207 [tender music] 692 00:33:28,248 --> 00:33:35,351 * * 693 00:33:39,132 --> 00:33:42,622 - You okay? - Yeah. 694 00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:07,091 - I can't believe it. 695 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,583 You're making me an empty nester. 696 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:12,616 Now I'm gonna have to actually speak to your father. 697 00:34:12,658 --> 00:34:16,480 - Aww, what do you talk to a straight man over 60 about? 698 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:19,471 - Food, golf, network TV. 699 00:34:19,512 --> 00:34:21,923 It's horrible. 700 00:34:21,963 --> 00:34:24,705 Are you sure you wanna do this? 701 00:34:24,747 --> 00:34:26,367 - Mom, do you think I can't, 702 00:34:26,409 --> 00:34:28,569 like, handle living away from you or something? 703 00:34:28,611 --> 00:34:30,979 - I know. 704 00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:34,884 I know, but you're my best friend. 705 00:34:34,925 --> 00:34:37,334 - You're my best friend too. - Mm-hmm. 706 00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,741 - Which is why I need to move away. 707 00:34:40,783 --> 00:34:43,068 - Look, I love Brodie, 708 00:34:43,109 --> 00:34:46,516 and I'm glad he's looking out for you, 709 00:34:46,558 --> 00:34:51,252 but when it comes down to it, Brodie puts Brodie first. 710 00:34:51,293 --> 00:34:52,913 Now, you can call me overbearing, 711 00:34:52,955 --> 00:34:54,284 but I'm just worried 712 00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:58,688 that when the time comes, he might not protect you. 713 00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:01,139 - Well, maybe I don't need protecting. 714 00:35:01,181 --> 00:35:04,753 - I know you're right. I just know Brodie. 715 00:35:04,795 --> 00:35:06,997 - You know, I don't think you know him 716 00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:08,493 as well as you think you do. 717 00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:09,697 - A mother knows her children 718 00:35:09,739 --> 00:35:11,068 better than they know themselves. 719 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,478 - Oh, so I guess you know that Brodie's the donor 720 00:35:13,519 --> 00:35:15,804 to Ruthie and Shar's babies. 721 00:35:15,845 --> 00:35:18,754 [soft dramatic music] 722 00:35:18,795 --> 00:35:20,291 * * 723 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,243 Bye, Mom. 724 00:35:22,285 --> 00:35:29,180 * * 725 00:35:56,267 --> 00:35:58,636 - I know I've been gone for a while, 726 00:35:58,676 --> 00:36:00,505 but does anybody else get Mayor Pete fake gay vibes 727 00:36:00,546 --> 00:36:02,374 from him, but like evil? 728 00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:03,994 - I thought y'all liked Mayor Pete ever since 729 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:07,152 he looked hot with a beard. - [chuckles] 730 00:36:07,194 --> 00:36:08,606 - You know what's weird? 731 00:36:08,647 --> 00:36:10,267 I don't know anybody that's fucked him. 732 00:36:10,309 --> 00:36:11,804 I know a lot of fags, 733 00:36:11,846 --> 00:36:13,758 and it feels like I should know someone that's fucked him. 734 00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:15,668 - Excuse me. - Hi, hi. 735 00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:17,911 - Julian, thank God you're here. 736 00:36:17,953 --> 00:36:20,030 Now we can stop listening to Brodie. 737 00:36:20,071 --> 00:36:21,941 - Yeah, he's always been the B-list Beaumont. 738 00:36:21,983 --> 00:36:24,018 - Would we even go that high? 739 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:27,259 - Hello, my beautiful trauma queens. 740 00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,087 [scattered applause] 741 00:36:29,129 --> 00:36:32,327 I'm so glad y'all could make it out tonight. 742 00:36:32,369 --> 00:36:36,897 Within hours of the shooting, I posted a GoFundMe 743 00:36:36,939 --> 00:36:40,469 that went viral when none other 744 00:36:40,511 --> 00:36:45,039 than Lil Nas X's number one stan account 745 00:36:45,081 --> 00:36:46,992 on Twitter shared it. 746 00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:48,986 - Is stan account endorsement impressive? 747 00:36:49,028 --> 00:36:51,770 - Unfortunately, yes. Ugh, I hate that I know that. 748 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,514 I don't miss teaching high schoolers. 749 00:36:53,556 --> 00:36:59,040 - I took that fundraiser and made something bigger. 750 00:36:59,081 --> 00:37:03,692 My charity, Babyl-On, Babyl-Strong 751 00:37:03,734 --> 00:37:08,304 will raise money for victims' families as well as survivors. 752 00:37:08,345 --> 00:37:12,957 Actually not survivors, 753 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:14,369 thrivers. 754 00:37:14,411 --> 00:37:16,737 Because we will thrive. [both gagging] 755 00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:18,315 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, stop. 756 00:37:18,357 --> 00:37:20,891 He's raising money for us. We shouldn't make fun of him. 757 00:37:20,933 --> 00:37:23,093 - And while I'm up here, 758 00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:26,333 I should probably address some of the rumors. 759 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:30,073 Yes, I will be appearing in the upcoming season 760 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:32,191 of "American Horror Story." 761 00:37:32,233 --> 00:37:34,310 - Okay, never mind, he's trash. 762 00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:35,639 [laughter] 763 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,883 - I'm really glad we came to this. 764 00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:39,668 - Okay, Mom. 765 00:37:39,710 --> 00:37:42,037 - Oh, don't be a dick. I care about you. 766 00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:44,073 And it seems like a lot of other people do, too. 767 00:37:44,114 --> 00:37:45,526 So is that so bad? 768 00:37:45,568 --> 00:37:47,728 - Yeah, okay, fine. You're right. 769 00:37:52,256 --> 00:37:53,793 [laughter] 770 00:37:53,835 --> 00:37:56,078 Hey, Brodie! 771 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,987 - Oh, shit. - What? 772 00:37:59,029 --> 00:38:01,188 - I told him to come tonight. I said you'd be here. 773 00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:02,476 - Why? 774 00:38:02,518 --> 00:38:03,847 - Because I knew you weren't coming, 775 00:38:03,888 --> 00:38:05,260 but he seemed like he was struggling, 776 00:38:05,302 --> 00:38:06,963 so I thought if he came, maybe it would help him. 777 00:38:07,005 --> 00:38:09,290 - You bitch, all while I'm trying to get you to go, 778 00:38:09,331 --> 00:38:11,242 and you're blowing me off. 779 00:38:11,284 --> 00:38:13,818 - Hey, those who can't do, teach. 780 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:14,856 [laughter] 781 00:38:17,972 --> 00:38:20,922 - Nine souls lost 782 00:38:20,964 --> 00:38:23,538 while celebrating life. 783 00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:27,901 Sheridan Segal, 784 00:38:27,943 --> 00:38:30,808 Andy Jayne, 785 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,132 Max Walker, 786 00:38:34,174 --> 00:38:37,705 Johnny Romano, 787 00:38:37,747 --> 00:38:40,696 Lonnie Simpson, 788 00:38:40,738 --> 00:38:44,020 Michael Ryan, 789 00:38:44,061 --> 00:38:47,011 Kevin Fradmir, 790 00:38:47,052 --> 00:38:50,334 Kennedy Mondelot, 791 00:38:50,376 --> 00:38:53,533 and Daddius Miller. 792 00:38:53,575 --> 00:38:54,987 * * 793 00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:58,643 A moment for those we lost. 794 00:38:58,685 --> 00:39:05,622 * * 795 00:39:19,498 --> 00:39:26,436 * * 796 00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:35,949 [relaxed pop music] 797 00:39:35,991 --> 00:39:38,151 * * 798 00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:42,845 - * Do we matter in the ring? * 799 00:39:42,886 --> 00:39:46,168 * We want power * 800 00:39:46,210 --> 00:39:48,162 * Next big thing * 801 00:39:48,204 --> 00:39:52,483 * Validation from the rest * 802 00:39:52,525 --> 00:39:56,264 - Do you wanna talk about the vigil? 803 00:39:56,305 --> 00:39:58,632 - * We're obsessed * 804 00:39:58,674 --> 00:40:00,543 - Please. 805 00:40:00,584 --> 00:40:01,996 * * 806 00:40:02,038 --> 00:40:04,074 - * To survive * 807 00:40:04,115 --> 00:40:06,982 * Whether we go * 808 00:40:07,023 --> 00:40:09,267 * With alibis * 809 00:40:09,308 --> 00:40:14,085 * Can't you see it, broke and bleeding? * 810 00:40:14,127 --> 00:40:18,863 * We are slaves to our senses * 811 00:40:18,905 --> 00:40:21,979 * We are gorgeous * 812 00:40:22,021 --> 00:40:24,140 * Please approve * 813 00:40:24,181 --> 00:40:27,047 - [muffled moaning] 814 00:40:27,089 --> 00:40:29,167 - * To make a move * 815 00:40:29,207 --> 00:40:33,155 * Do you see it, the regime? * 816 00:40:33,196 --> 00:40:35,107 - Are you sure? We don't have to. 817 00:40:35,149 --> 00:40:37,516 You can top if you want, I just-- 818 00:40:37,558 --> 00:40:39,220 - Shut up. 819 00:40:39,261 --> 00:40:46,157 * * 820 00:40:57,333 --> 00:41:04,270 * * 821 00:41:10,211 --> 00:41:11,665 - Fuck. 822 00:41:11,707 --> 00:41:14,740 * * 823 00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:18,728 - * Do we matter in the ring? * 824 00:41:18,769 --> 00:41:22,341 * We want power * 825 00:41:22,383 --> 00:41:24,377 * Next big thing * 826 00:41:24,419 --> 00:41:26,163 * Validation * 827 00:41:26,205 --> 00:41:28,698 - Good boy. 828 00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:30,442 * * 829 00:41:30,484 --> 00:41:33,144 - * As a nation * 830 00:41:33,184 --> 00:41:38,045 * We're obsessed, feed the ego * 831 00:41:38,087 --> 00:41:43,030 * To survive whether we go * 832 00:41:43,072 --> 00:41:47,808 * With alibis, can't you see it? * 833 00:41:47,849 --> 00:41:49,719 - I missed you so much. 834 00:41:49,761 --> 00:41:52,627 I'm so glad we're getting a second chance. 835 00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:55,701 - [sighs] You feel better? 836 00:41:57,238 --> 00:42:04,135 * * 837 00:42:05,339 --> 00:42:07,084 - [sobs softly] 838 00:42:07,126 --> 00:42:08,746 [sighs]